If you’re looking for a grocery shopping experience that differs from this one, venture on down to my local market (on route 9, past the John Deere dealership, the Creamery, behind the Mobil station) where yesterday I heard this conversation in the meat section…
“Whattaya been up to, dude?”
“Prison.”
“Shit! Me, too!”
“Sucked, right?”
“Yeah. Even just for a year.”
